Terms of Service

Don't Be a Jerk & We're Good

1. Acceptance of Terms

By using CaribVisitor.com, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, close the tab and go book an all-inclusive package tour where they treat you like cattle. No hard feelings.

2. No Warranties

We provide travel advice based on our opinions and AI generation. Is it perfect? No. Will the "hidden gem" we recommended be crowded today? Maybe. We are not responsible if it rains, if the hotel loses your reservation, or if the jerk chicken is too spicy. Travel at your own risk.

3. User Conduct

Don't try to hack the site. Don't spam our forms. Don't be a terrible person. We reserve the right to ban you if you act like a "Karen" in the comments (when we add comments).

4. Intellectual Property

We own the content, the logo, and the snarky attitude. You can't steal it. You can share it, but give us credit.

5. Affiliate Links

Some links on this site make us money if you click them and buy something. It doesn't cost you extra. It keeps the lights on and the rum flowing. We only recommend stuff we actually think is decent.

Last Updated: 8/8/2026
Jurisdiction: The Internet (and probably the US/Caribbean legal systems if things get real serious).